Thank you ashvegas staff for the media coverage. I am surprised how quickly you presented this story. Your coverage has been above par, especially since News 13 is "going to check it out for newsworthyness".
"Myself and BoneCrusher (the Doublewide Dynasty) have been working hard to compete with the Masked Bencher and his Trailer Park Mafia. Along the way we have strongly defended the good names of Little Timmy from Alexander and Billy from Sandy Mush. Sure, they can’t bench press 900lbs. And they work out with cinder blocks on their back porch. They are the future and they believe in someday owning an Oakwood singlewide, eating Honeycombs for breakfast, and spending their hard-earned money at Bed Tyme Stories. That is their American Dream. The Blue Cyclone is more than an athlete, he’s an athletic supporter!
Masked Bencher, Trailer Park Mafia; you ain’t seen bad…but its coming!!!
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Thank you ashvegas staff for the media coverage. I am surprised how quickly you presented this story. Your coverage has been above par, especially since News 13 is "going to check it out for newsworthyness".
"Myself and BoneCrusher (the Doublewide Dynasty) have been working hard to compete with the Masked Bencher and his Trailer Park Mafia. Along the way we have strongly defended the good names of Little Timmy from Alexander and Billy from Sandy Mush. Sure, they can’t bench press 900lbs. And they work out with cinder blocks on their back porch. They are the future and they believe in someday owning an Oakwood singlewide, eating Honeycombs for breakfast, and spending their hard-earned money at Bed Tyme Stories. That is their American Dream. The Blue Cyclone is more than an athlete, he’s an athletic supporter!
Masked Bencher, Trailer Park Mafia; you ain’t seen bad…but its coming!!!