Jen Xed?

You never know what you’re gonna find when you go trolling through someone’s employment ads. Take this, from our own WLOS – wonder whose job this is?

Sports Reporter/Photographer
JOB CODE: ASH01072
Location:
WLOS Asheville, NC
Type:
Full Time
Make your mark in Broadcasting. Sinclair Broadcast Group, Inc. is one of the largest and most diversified television broadcasting companies in the country today. We are advancing the world of broadcasting.
 
Description:
*Work solo at local sporting events
*Go live in the field
*Produce and anchor sports segments when needed
*Photography/editing must show creativity

Qualifications:
*BA in Journalism or related field
*Previous on-air experience at a broadcast television station or cable television
  (This is not an entry level position. You will need experience for this position)
*Excellent on-air reporting skills
*Great attitude
 
**INTERNAL APPLICANTS AT A SINCLAIR STATION SHOULD SEE THEIR LOCAL HR CONTACT TO APPLY FOR THIS POSITION. **
 
Sinclair Broadcast Group, Inc. is proud to be an Equal Opportunity Employer and Drug Free Workplace!

So, let us speculate. First, it’s doubtful WLOS is adding any staff. If they are, great. If not, that means someone’s leaving. Who could that be?

We’ve got Jen “JenX” Markham, who does those little segmentss where she puts herself into all kinds of sporting situations and gets banged around. A prime possibility.

We’ve got Jenny “Gettin’ It Done” Dunn, who has actually already left once and come back, if I’m not mistaken. So I’d discount her.

Stan Pamphilis – he’s out of contention, ’cause he’s the main Sports Anchor for Life. He too left and came back, if I’m not mistaken.

Do they have any sports reporters of note? We don’t think so, and we don’t care to go look right now. So, here’s your chance. Wanna be a star? Or a bomb, like that college dude who made an internet splash after some video of him doing a horrible sportscast got out? Don’t know the full story on him, but to steal his line – “Boom goes the dynamite!”