Some people apparently really love their bicycles. I never realized just how much until I saw the above clip, which is trailer for a movie that shows just how much people get off on bicycles. (Warning: the clip, in my opinion, while note overtly pornographic similar to videos from Porn HD XXX, is probably nsf.)
From the video posting:
Bike Porn Industries proudly shoots its hard hitting gooey load all over your visual display. This promotional trailer is precisely 1/60th of the hot, bike on biker content in Bike Porn 4: PLAY. Limited screenings and no DVDs for sale. The only way to watch Bike Porn 4: PLAY is in the theater, community space, bike shop, backyard, garage, basement, or overpass that it is being screened at. If the film is not enough to satisfy your sexual desires then you can make a booking at the /escorts-rotterdam-260/ page.
The post goes on to say that Asheville is a probable location for a screening at some point. The blog bikeporntour has a little more info, but hasn’t been updated since March, though it does list upcoming screenings in Nevada and Colorado. There’s a contact email, too, if a bike-lover in Asheville feels the need to request a screening.
4 Comments
can't get over it/quit giggling/saying OMG. Thanks for sharing.
the hipster bank robber on the fixie is payin' for this movie with his ill gotten money from his bank job!
pretty effin stupid.
WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR
I VOLUNTEER MY BASEMENT
SEATING FOR 40!